Tag Archive for Michigan’s Matriarchy of Misery

Respect My Authoritah!

It’s almost becoming sad, almost, not quite but almost, to watch “That woman from Michigan” flounder around like a simpleton throwing strands of spaghetti at a wall trying to make anything stick, I mean like with her demographic pandering COVID Taskforce while not that long ago doing selfies mocking our great President Trump in her pink Black Genocide hat.

But I digress.

What really takes the cake now that Gov. Gretchen “Half” Whitmer has fallen out of VP contention with Joementia Biden stating he would pick Big Mike “in a heartbeat” over our beer-swilling ‘helicopter mom’ schoolmarm that’s become the butt of every joke told in this nation after trashing freedom loving Michiganians wanting their jobs and business owners their Right to Commerce back- is the pleading.

“We have a wonderful tradition in this country of being able to dissent, freedom of speech and being able to demonstrate, but we know that the stay-home orders across the country are working,” Whitmer said during a Monday press conference.

“My request was that at the national level they echo that call to stay home and (Pence) conveyed that that was something that they would do,” Whitmer said.

If that is not the death rattle sound of defeat, nothing is.

OK, exit question

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Yep! We’re Done

Our ‘retaining water’ menopausal ‘helicopter mom’ governor Karen LARPing Walking Dead in our state, that never held a private sector job in her life – Gretchen Whitmer – unconstitutionally holding folks hostage via her jackboot Michigan State Police and Department of Natural Resources Conservation Officers, will if she can think, be ordered by her, this come to an end – peacefully – starting May 1.

My fingers are crossed.

“There has been a lot of confusion during the last few weeks pertaining to golf,” Burkardt wrote to members, in an email obtained by The News. “With these conflicting statements we are focusing on the fact that we are a private club that can allow play without opening any part of our golf operation including the locker room, golf shop or cart operation.

“With the availability of online tee times along with a membership that can adhere to specific rules, we could assure adherence with social distancing rules.”

In other words, governor, FuuuUUUuuck You! You too lezbo hebe AG.

We Michiganians have had enough of the Democratic Party bullshit.

Gov. “Half” Whitmer, you and Sleepy Joe along with now named John Kerry, on top of the indictments soon coming down, you people lost November 2020.

Kung flu scare was a bust- Game over.

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Democratic Party Voter Suppression Since at least 1924

What lengths will Michigan’s Democratic Party go to just to protect a looney tunes female in CD-11? Remember, this was brought to your attention before when stating, “What it always is about: power and, controlling the power of your vote.”

Well, here you go.

A decision by Eastern District of Michigan Judge Terrence Berg is expected in the coming days. He is an appointee of former President Barack Obama.

Whitmer noted the pending lawsuit on Friday.

“It’s really important that especially in times of crisis we protect these fundamentals that are truths of our democracy and our republic and that it’s important that we continue to have our elections, do them as well as we can and keep people safe in the process,” the governor added.

Like as in mail in election fraud? What about the governor’s “science and all of the best practices,” is all that just flapdoodle? Rock solid logic for old beer-swilling “Half” Whitmer who says abortion is life sustaining, right?

Oh, it gets better.

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Deflection and Projection

It didn’t take long for our beer-swilling Governatrix to saddle up her broom and fly the Clown News Network and MSDNC airwaves.

“It wasn’t really about the stay-at-home order at all,” Whitmer said. “It was essentially a political rally, a political statement that flies in the face of all of the science and all of the best practices from the stay-at-home order that was issued.”

Yah, sure, brews mother. Typical feminist Democrat projecting onto others what they are guilty of themselves. And, have you all noticed that Democrats like “Half” Whitmer resort to making claims of “science and all of the best practices” yet, push for voting by mail that’s rife with fraud? Yep, Pandemocrats always lie.

Exit question

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OK Karen

One of the things I have grown to adore about Trump Derangement Syndrome is that with all the frauds and liars who have it is that sooner or later they let their mask slip thus exposing the truth.

Whitmer said on Monday, Fox 17 reported.

“I also would just say, I think it is this group is funded in large part by the DeVos family and I think it’s really inappropriate for a sitting member of the United States president’s cabinet to be waging political attacks on any governor, but obviously on me here at home.

I think that they should disavow it and encourage people to stay home and be safe.”

“Contrary to the governor’s statements, the DeVos family hasn’t spent a dime on this protest nor has it offered prior support to the organizing entity,” Nick Wasmiller responded.

Holy shnikies! Does this insecure, narcissistic, overbearing ‘helicopter-mom’ schoolmarm see nazis under her governor’s mansion bed too? Is there not anything that family on the westside cannot do, well, other than get elected governor.

But I digress.

Cutting through all of Gov. “Half” Whitmer’s conniving lies- want to meet the Pandemocrats™?

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Just a Few Days Ago She Was Demanding a 70 Day Extension

Clown world never sleeps in this state.

“Take me in, oh tender woman. Take me in, for heaven’s sake. Take me in, oh tender woman,’ sighed the vicious snake.”

She wasted no time capitalizing on this dynamic. The first call Whitmer made, after winning the primary in a landslide, was to Brian Calley, the lieutenant governor. He had just lost the Republican primary to Bill Schuette, the polarizing attorney general. According to multiple people familiar with the conversation, Whitmer began selling Calley on the need to defeat Schuette at all costs and asked him to connect her with disgruntled Republican donors. (Calley declined to comment.)

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Let me Spell It Out for you SML Shirkey

Unbelievably cringeworthy right here.

GRETCHEN 👏 ESTHER 👏 WHITMER 👏 DOES 👏 NOT 👏 GIVE 👏 A 👏 SHIT 👏

So, let me get this straight… our Republican controlled State Senate, without recorded vote, gifts extended power to what is an already known insecure narcissistic schoolmarm (yes, Shirkey, she made YOU a joke) the ability to transcend into the role she truly desires- Joan Crawford in Mommie Dearest.

And we voters should somehow not laugh at your request for us to grovel respectfully at the feet of “That woman from Michigan” with control issues? Nah, I’ll give that a hard pass. You all shit the bed in Lansing, and it is YOUR taxpayer funded job to clean it up.

Do Senate and House Republicans not remember what “Half” Whitmer did with trashing the budget and spreading misery on Michiganians? Exactly how can they be so oblivious to the signs everyone else sees?

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