Make us laugh
After returning from Christmas Dinner with the family after an almost two-year hiatus due to the unknown virus from unspecified origin…I’d like to share the following clips which were shared with me tonight, in the hope that it will bring a smile you, as it did to me this evening.
I agree wholeheartedly with the iPOTUS above.
I hope that everyone has a Merry Christmas and please don’t forget the reason for the season.
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(0)From a few months ago ..
Gretchen Whitmer declares her top un-American list
Back in April (how did we miss this), the BEE (yes that Bee) revealed how Whitmer feels about ..Americans. Including ..
Governor Whitmer then rattled off a long list of things that she also believes to be un-American:
- Declaring independence from tyrants
- Having a list of protected rights
- Separation of powers
- Democratically elected leaders
- Freedom of religion, assembly, the press, protests, and speech.
- Federalism
- Apple pie
- Baseball
- America
“If you’re really Americans, you’ll stop with this dangerous revolutionary activity,” she concluded.
Seems about right, ..even if it is satire. Or ..?
Happy New Year!
(11)Nuh Uh.(0)After going through about 2.1Gb of video & images (and dealing with some work and home issues over the weekend), I finally whittled things down a little to give anyone who wasn’t able to go to Lansing on Wednesday another perspective on how things went.
Ladies and gentlemen: the story you are about to see is true. Only the names have been changed to protect the innocent.
That out of the way…
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(16)Nuh Uh.(1)Not sure how this slipped past their “objective” algorithms, but I just wanted to share something from the inbox that will hopefully bring a smile to everyone’s faces.
Happy Fourth, Everyone!
Submitted w/o any further comment.
(6)Nuh Uh.(0)No politics today folks, but you’re going to have to read this one for yourselves.
http://www.keweenawreport.com/news/local-news/hancock-man-arrested-after-shooting-snowbank/
Is that not the most Yooperest story ever?
God bless ’em!
(5)Nuh Uh.(0)The baggage is in the halls of Congress
How can this guy be one-upped?
While some of the #NeverTrump #TDS sufferers might complain about the (yawn) dignity of the Office, those of us in the hood can enjoy some of the street scrapping that OUR president is doing with the intransigent left. With the type of enema enemy we face in the squawking heads of the Democrat party, total humiliation is probably one of the most dangerous but necessary weapons.
Not only has Donald Trump saved taxpayers a ton of money during the purported shut down, he has now ‘delivered’ a message to the broadside of democrat congressional leadership. Too good to pass up on our Michigan forum:
BREAKING: Full cart of luggage has been returned to the halls of congress after @realDonaldTrump cancels @SpeakerPelosi‘s foreign triphttps://t.co/8yd3DrLsza pic.twitter.com/uSPudMBs0e
— Brent Scher (@BrentScher) January 17, 2019
Hello United?
I lost my unmentionables ..
(14)Nuh Uh.(1)No Dust of the Great Wazoo - Yet.
No more ‘Crack.’
Nope, not a chance. At least not at Hopcat. The utterance of such a racist word is enough to send even the strongest of today’s hyper-sensitized booze hounds panicking to a safe room of crayons, puppies, and Mi-Two-Daddie’s™ Frank Zappa album collection.
Just well seasoned politically correct root cuts are being served now. The fail of the millennial condition plods forward with no ketchup and less spice than one might expect from an over-hyped bar with a deep fryer in the back. The new name for what used to be called ‘Crack fries’ is literally cosmic ..man. From the Detroit News
“The inspiration for the name comes from Mark Sellers’ (our founder), love of Frank Zappa. One of Zappa’s classic songs, ‘Cosmik Debris,’ mentions ‘the oil of Aphrodite’ and ‘the dust of the great wazoo.’ We’ve yet to incorporate these ingredients into our seasoning, but you never know what the future holds.”
No Valley Girls welcome in these establishments.
Too 80s.
(12)Nuh Uh.(0)Just when we aren't looking, Democrats found another way to game the process.
Fake tea parties, pretending to give voters representation in redistricting, fake concern for children..
When will it all end?
And NOW they seem to have found a way to get their candidates extra leverage with a little known system called “compound vote tallying.”
It just ain’t fair.
(13)Nuh Uh.(1)Team Little Nerd grabs onto an iron life vest.
Brian Calley has picked up his second endorsement from a ‘major newspaper outlet’
Both the Free Press and the Detroit News have endorsed Mr. Mom (Brian Calley) for the gubernatorial position while purposefully ignoring surging candidate (Patrick Colbeck) altogether.
Readers should be reminded of whom these two ‘news’ outlets chose for the presidential contests in 2016.
The Detroit Free Press proposed that Felonious Von PantSuit was the ‘Mature choice.‘ And the Detroit News Clown show chose perennial loser Gary Johnson. Obviously, these are well reasoned editorial geniuses.
There can be no doubt that such brilliance in electoral choice will be repeated, again and again.
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