It’s A Serious Cracker

Drug names are bad M'K?

There is nothing as seriously addictive as alcohol.

After watching two of the closest people to me drink themselves to death, one might think I would find drinking jokes to be offensive.  At least if I was a liberal, politically correct, over-sensitized, whiny baby, perhaps. I don’t however. Humor has truths that can make us uncomfortable, but speak a different language.

I cannot get over the overblown, yet seriously pathetic apology for using the cultural name of [methyl (1R,2R,3S,5S)-3- (benzoyloxy)-8-methyl-8-azabicyclo[3.2.1] octane-2-carboxylate], or “Crack” for a french fry.  It boggles the mind that anyone would so care about such a mild reference to something that is addictive, yet still, with any sense of propriety can still run an establishment that caters directly to those who suffer from the worst form of addiction, namely alcoholism.

This video is as priceless as it is pathetic and revealing of the cowardly culture we are backing ourselves into.

All is not lost however.  Visit the video page itself, and enjoy the commentary while it lasts.  If the snowflake who made the video is consistent, he will run from this video even faster than he did the ‘insensitive’ name for a deep fried potato.

H/T scales.

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  3 comments for “It’s A Serious Cracker

  1. December 12, 2018 at 5:16 pm

    Well, he did make the video unlisted.

    Just waiting for the comments to be disabled now.

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  2. KG One
    December 12, 2018 at 5:45 pm

    I honestly thought that this was done by The Onion.

    How did this guy ever get hired as CEO?!?

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  3. Corinthian Scales
    December 13, 2018 at 10:00 am

    French fries: the new gateway drug.

    Is there anything legalized weed cannot do, craft-brew hipsters!?!?

    🤣

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