What Month is it?

From the desk of Governor Gretchen Whitmer, via Lt. token.

Refuse every convicting test… other than the stupid subjective ones that make you look stupid no matter what!

Anyone wanna bet dollars to doughnuts the Democrat Ferndale gay Oakland County Executive got Rebekah sprung though the visitors door to avoid the press? Bouchard has a lot to answer for here.

Another bet? If Rebekah’s blood test comes back with THC present, she qualifies to run for next governor? No? OK, always leave the scene so cops can look the other way.

You Betcha! (8)Nuh Uh.(1)

  2 comments for “What Month is it?

  1. KG One
    December 29, 2019 at 7:23 pm

    Based on my reading of her driving record, this is her first offense. So, the sad thing here is that under Michigan Law, the worst that she'll get charged with is a misdemeanor DUI/DWI/DWVI depending upon the test results.

    She'll most likely be made to pay the fine and any court costs (which is peanuts). The driver's responsibility fee was eliminated back in '17, so she won't have to contend with that (she is thanking her lucky stars that she voted for that...aside from not killing anyone several days ago). The court will most likely waive the jail time, but will very likely make her perform community service to maintain some level of credibility with the public.

    She'll "lose" her drivers license for one year, but then have it returned to her on a "restricted" basis shortly afterwards (most likely citing her position as an elected official), providing that she gets an interlock device installed.

    As for whomever let her out the wrong door...I'm certain Bouchard will get right on that!

    I see him taking care of that around the same time someone adequately explains the Jeffrey Epstein "suicide".

    You Betcha! (1)Nuh Uh.(1)
    • Corinthian Scales
      January 1, 2020 at 4:32 pm

      Do you know what Christmas tree tinsel and, jeffrey Epstein have in common? They didn't hang themself.

      You Betcha! (1)Nuh Uh.(1)

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