Mackinac Island Cuckservative and Democratic Socialist Festival

Prediction: lowest turnout ever.

Former Ohio Gov. John Kasich, a Republican critic of President Donald Trump, is set to be the keynote speaker at this year’s Mackinac Policy Conference and talk about the “current national political climate,” the Detroit Regional Chamber said Thursday.

Oh, the guy that loser Brian Calley endorsed in 2016?

Liars gonna lie, yes? Reckon that’s why Kasich works for Very Fake News.

Other scheduled conference speakers include Democratic Michigan Gov. Gretchen[nomics] Whitmer; former Florida governor and 2016 Republican presidential hopeful Jeb [Please clap] Bush; Democratic strategist and Fox News contributor Donna Brazile [Crooked Hillary’s BFF]; Stacey Abrams [Tank], the 2018 Democratic candidate for Georgia governor; Detroit Mayor Mike [Demo Disaster] Duggan; and Michigan congressional members.

Am sorely disappointed that they were not able to get Maxine ‘Peach foty fi’ Waters to attend. It would complete their agenda.

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  4 comments for “Mackinac Island Cuckservative and Democratic Socialist Festival

  1. Jason
    March 21, 2019 at 10:08 pm

    That'll teach me to read first..

    OF COURSE its the Detroit chamber thing. No one wants to destroy the economy more than them

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  2. Mark
    March 22, 2019 at 5:56 am

    No doubt the "conservative" talker from the "Big Voice of the Great Lakes" will be there to tell us how cool it is to hang with his homies.

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  3. March 22, 2019 at 10:22 am

    Is this an "Onion" story??? You can't be serious,....these are going to be the actual speakers at the Mackinaw conference this year???

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