In Whitmer’s Mind Some Subjects are More Equal Than Others

I have to admit that today’s lead portion of Nolan Out Loud is absolutely pure comedy gold.

Inch by inch, step by step, slowly Gov. Gretchen Whitmer is turning, widening the door she has kept slammed shut on Michigan for so long.

Next Monday, the governor says, Michigan can join most of its neighbors in dining in restaurants, swimming in pools and shopping in stores for something other than groceries.

And we can gather 100 at a time.

But still no haircuts or pedicures. And no zoomba classes. Barbers and salons will remain closed, as will gyms. The governor can’t let go completely of her subjects.

That will come, perhaps, when Joe Biden finally selects his vice president and Whitmer will no longer be in demand on liberal talk shows.

Got that? No haircuts but, dentists can go rooting around in other people’s mouths. 🤡 🌎

Speaking of dentists… who is Michigan’s nationally known and most infamous dentist ever?

For satire to be funny it is alway founded in truth. Just a shame that Kerfoot somehow didn’t get in there Big Gretch threatening to have AG Nessel take away the business license of the dock company instead of threatening to shutdown Traverse City.

Because that is what the governor and AG have actually used as their hammer held over the heads of small business owners all across our state.

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  3 comments for “In Whitmer’s Mind Some Subjects are More Equal Than Others

  1. Sue Schwatrz
    June 2, 2020 at 11:19 am

    Recognized at the get-go that licensing was the manner in which abuses by the state actors would be made. Citing a lone fisherman out in the bay; contractors working on their own private property by DNR. . .Then there's the absolutely absurd ban on selling seeds...yes, recall would be nice, but immediate action in the form of impeachment of the top 3 state executives should be made immediately. The chilling of Constitutional rights is proof positive they violated their oaths of office.

    The solution is clear and now Lee, get on it and do your job.

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    • Corinthian Scales
      June 2, 2020 at 11:47 am

      Completely agree. Still insist on the recall effort in conjunction with our Republican majority legislators going forth with impeachment proceedings. They ALL must witness that we Michiganians are thoroughly pissed off at this radical Leftist administration, AG's office and, the SoS's flagrant disregard for Rule of Law and, violations of our God-given Rights that it shall never happen again.

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    • Tom Stillings
      June 4, 2020 at 7:10 am

      Recall is a bad joke. You will never get the required 2/3rds vote in both houses. RECALL is the only answer. Calls for impeachment are just a ploy to save Halfwitmer and company. When it fails they will tell you “At least we tried”. Again, RECALL is the only answer

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