I have to admit that today’s lead portion of Nolan Out Loud is absolutely pure comedy gold.
Inch by inch, step by step, slowly Gov. Gretchen Whitmer is turning, widening the door she has kept slammed shut on Michigan for so long.
Next Monday, the governor says, Michigan can join most of its neighbors in dining in restaurants, swimming in pools and shopping in stores for something other than groceries.
And we can gather 100 at a time.
But still no haircuts or pedicures. And no zoomba classes. Barbers and salons will remain closed, as will gyms. The governor can’t let go completely of her subjects.
That will come, perhaps, when Joe Biden finally selects his vice president and Whitmer will no longer be in demand on liberal talk shows.
Got that? No haircuts but, dentists can go rooting around in other people’s mouths. 🤡 🌎
Speaking of dentists… who is Michigan’s nationally known and most infamous dentist ever?
For satire to be funny it is alway founded in truth. Just a shame that Kerfoot somehow didn’t get in there Big Gretch threatening to have AG Nessel take away the business license of the dock company instead of threatening to shutdown Traverse City.
Because that is what the governor and AG have actually used as their hammer held over the heads of small business owners all across our state.