I Imagine People in Hell Would Like Ice Water Too

Is this what Snyder meant by Rivers of Opportunity?

Detoilet_Monster_Still_HungryIt costs an average of $1,800 per year for auto insurance in Detroit’s suburbs; it costs about $3,600 within the city limits, Detroit Mayor Mike Duggan said from Motor City Casino [Ilitch family] at the 2014 Detroit Policy Conference Thursday.

“Detroiters can’t afford to make $300 a month in car insurance, in most cases more than their car note, [maybe we should buy them a park to ease their woes?]” Duggan said to the room of business, nonprofit and media leaders. “I’ve spent a lot of time already with the Republican leadership on some ideas on that …[suspect Numero Uno]

“I just want the ability to be competitive on car insurance.”

What that legislation might look like, Duggan wouldn’t say.

“There’s no reason for us to talk about these details,” Duggan said during a media scrum after his on-stage speech, “because I need to get 56 reps and 20 senators to agree to them and I just as soon do it with them and not announce the details here, so no disrespect.”


Looks like our little green friend in Detoilet is still hungry but, oh sure, why not? Just for Snyder’s inaugural party MC carpetbagger mayor buddy, let’s call the legislation: “Grand” bargain Auto Insurance.

Sorry, Progressive is already taken. But, ya, that’s the ticket, Mayor Mike. You know, the old saying is true: the more things allegedly change in Michigan, the more they stay the same.

Has anyone else been left out of getting a cut of the Detroit bailout? If so, please leave suggestions in comment.

Ps. anyone else notice Detroit’s Police no longer reveal crime summary reports?

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  5 comments for “I Imagine People in Hell Would Like Ice Water Too

  1. Bruce Hall
    February 26, 2015 at 6:23 pm

    The solution is simple: make most of Detroit into suburbs.


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  2. Bruce Hall
    February 26, 2015 at 8:49 pm

    Geez, you guys are tough. What would YOU do? And, exactly, what is wrong with splitting up that hellhole? I thing four local municipalities would serve the area much better than one, corrupt, inefficient, oversized dinosaur. But, hey, you guys know better.

    You Betcha! (1)Nuh Uh.(7)
    • Jason
      February 26, 2015 at 11:26 pm

      Break it up. I agree. If they could dig a trench and push over to Canada, it would be even better.

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      • Corinthian Scales
        February 26, 2015 at 11:45 pm

        You Betcha! (8)Nuh Uh.(0)

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