Gotta say it’s been an entertaining morning perusing the news. Where do we start with this LOL fest? Well, howza ’bout this.

The declaration, which was set to expire Friday, allows the Democratic governor continued authority to issue the executive orders that have created the framework for the state’s coronavirus-restricted activity in recent months. Whitmer’s response to the pandemic has so far included 122 executive orders.

“The aggressive measures we took at the start of the COVID-19 pandemic have worked to flatten the curve, but there is still more to be done to prevent a second wave,” Whitmer said in a statement.

Oopsies. Guess who is in town, Big Gretch?

The Man that Gov. Whitmer lied to, who also is the Leader of the Coronavirus Task Force unequivocally says, “There Isn’t a Coronavirus ‘Second Wave’ ” period

Oh boy, ain’t that a hoot?

So, let’s follow this one along, folks. The Vice President of the United States visits Michigan, yep the one Gov. Whitmer lied to but, is also begging POTUS for a bailout of Big Gretch’s and Nasty Nessel’s womanmade disaster.

We read this: Mask-less Pence in Macomb: ‘Transition to greatness’ has begun as states reopen

Alright, beyond Craig and Melissa’s retarded ‘OK, Karen’ mask shaming buffoonery, this part.

Those who attended the speech included U.S. Rep. John Moolenaar, R-Midland; U.S. Rep. Paul Mitchell, R-Dryden Township; and state Reps. Annette Glenn of Midland and Shane Hernandez of Port Huron. Also in the crowd were Robert Casadei, owner of Casadei Steel Inc.; Arkadiy Epshteyn, owner of Casadei Steel Inc.; Tommy Nicholas, executive vice president of Prestige Group, according to the vice president’s office.

Oh, where’s Gov. Gretchen Whitmer, who wants a bailout?

She was not part of the vice president’s visit but highlighted a Michigan business herself Thursday by helping to prepare food at Lafayette Coney Island in Detroit, where she wore a mask.

Oh my God, my sides. Make it stop. A silly empowered female ass playing with wieners- in a mask.

Seriously people, if you all fail to recall this obscene joke administration that has been played on this state, I have to start prepping to find greener pastures.

This is just too bizarre to squander away the time remaining before the Great Dirt Nap.

While Gov. Whitmer was serving coney dogs in Detroit today a laid-off healthcare worker asked for help because his unemployment benefits are still not processed.

Her response?

"Can I buy ya a hot dog?" #migov #mileg pic.twitter.com/A4igQjPqsq

— Mighty Michigan (@MiMighty) June 18, 2020

Let them eat cake?

Whitmer’s Michigan is full-blown 🤡 🌎