As with most healthy Michiganians who will not be gravely affected by the Chinese Communist Party Virus, unlike those in fragile city hellholes Grand Rapids and SEMCOG, in our rain-soaked and shoreline eroding state, boredom is setting in so, just to get the hell out of the house, clean up the yard and burn some leaves, twigs and such while under She Guevara “Half” Whitmer‘s statewide imposed in your house or $500 money grab and/or 90 days in the slammer (while contemplating releasing real criminals), which far exceeds Federal Social Distancing guidelines and with almost no possibility of a national Stay-at-home measure being enacted, what greets you on a Granholm administration retread‘s DNR website?
Is there anything the Chinese Communist Party Virus cannot do?!?!
I shit you not, folks, this flood warnings everywhere, waterlogged state is for the most part under a burn ban.
If anyone is wondering what life would be like under a Socialist Dictatorship, this state – from retarded deer baiting bans to this latest episode of a DNR gone feral with burn ban – Michigan is it.
Fuckin’-A dually, Ted, you were right beyond our wildest imagination.
(18)Nuh Uh.
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Yet, the guv wants to just arbitrarily end the school year, rather than just shorten summer vacation because...reasons.
SMH!!!
To be honest with you... I could care less if public schools and libraries close indefinitely. At least children of demented parents are not exposing to them the joys of anal sex by perverts wearing dresses and child molesters.
That is the 'new normal' pushed by Alexithymia Ocashew-Cortex.
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Every silver lining has its gray cloud.
Yes, I said that right.
*are not exposing to them
Ah, the joys of cellphones... will be corrected and with bonus video!
Just like I won't be so quick to knock someone for making typos in a comment section, I'm not going to do the same for a lot of parents with small children.
I've already donned the "Funcle" hat several times last month. Family and friends with small kids can be a handful and the parents DO need a break from time to time. I can take them out to the park or playground to run around and play. I can show them a ton of cartoons.My culinary skills are limited, but I can do pizza and some treats with them.
I CAN'T take them out for lunch at their favorite restaurants.
I CAN'T take them out to the movies.
I CAN'T take them out to do anything else (all of the museums and science centers are all closed...this is generally my first go-to thing).
A situation that will be made even worse in a post that I'll put up later today.