Our state's Karen did it wrong.
Gretchen Whitmer has clearly been waiting for the opportunity to flex her Grrrl power.
“These mewling Mussolinis need to be slapped back, verbally if not physically, but as long as we are under this lockdown, they will not stop. They live for this, the chance to dictate to and control us, and the problem is some of them have positions of power.
This is not to say that the Chinese coronavirus pandemic is fake or unserious, nor that we should ignore it and pretend that it’s just another flu. It is to say that there is more going on now than a respiratory ailment. There’s an economic ailment that most of us are painfully aware of, and there is a freedom ailment, where the Karens in everyday life and in the corridors or power are taking advantage of this crisis to let their fascist flag fly.
When you have some petty official commanding Christians not to gather together in worship, that’s a line that they don’t get to cross. ..”
That line they don’t get to cross..
Truly you must read the rest, then read whatever the hell he writes every day he writes it from here on out.
But hey, we cannot simply Karen Karen Karen all the time. We have provided a template in the form of a radio address by the governor of Michigan. Enjoy below, a radio address by a FICTIONAL Governor of Michigan in the way to approach such a crisis in a nation that is known for its rugged beginnings and dedication to liberty.