Apparently, everyone here at RightMi.com and I, are on the correct side of history with this unfunny and “Half” Whit retort about our thin-skinned, beer-swilling Bruce Jenner look alike lawbreaking shitshow (yes, it is serious) residing at 2520 Oxford Rd, 48911 provided at taxpayer expense.

“Look people, it’s live free or die not live free and die.”

Isn’t that cute? Gretchen doesn’t get that she’s claimed the mantel of being a national ass BUT, that skit was also not impressive enough for our thin-skinned, beer-swilling, corrupt empress testosteroMom.

Our Gov. Gretchen “Half” Whitmer proves once again why her nickname sticks to her like Gorilla Glue.

“It’s kinda funny,” Whitmer said Sunday on Fox 2 Detroit about the SNL skit.

“They got the beer wrong. It should have been a Michigan beer, not Labatt,” she said holding up a bottle of Bell’s Two Hearted ale.

Yup, swilling down her buddy‘s 7% ABV suds.

Gov. Half Whit, fat, drunk, and criminally stupid is no way to go through life. But, by all means keep shouting your “friends” names out.

As to what the title says? In English: “I tell you a truth: Liberty is the best of things, my son; never live under any slavish bond.” – William Wallace

In closing, once again, Gov. “Half” Whit, up your ass with a mask: The Law regarding masks is too murky for any Michiganian to trust your motives for your 41 days too late and Herd Immunity delaying games.

Bàs Agus Buaidh!