Color me not surprised…

Gov. Gretchen Whitmer has extended a statewide suspension on evictions during the COVID-19 pandemic, her office announced Thursday night.

Under the executive order, which had been set to expire Friday and now is in force through June 11, tenants and mobile home owners can remain in their residences even if they are unable to pay their rent.

It relieves courts from some statutory restrictions so they can stay eviction-related proceedings until after the coronavirus outbreak has passed, the governor’s office said in a statement.

So, what’s the next goalpost waiting for Big Gretch to move?

Some Scientists say "realistic" prediction is coronavirus never goes away, takes 4 to 5 years to contain https://t.co/NynELBntwY

While others work on a vaccine: https://t.co/BFU4FsnXs5

All while Michiganders wait to see if there will ever be a data driven plan. https://t.co/UpMmwz7mIx

— Tori Sachs (@Tori_Sachs) May 14, 2020

If bullshit were music, this sweaty, greasy-forehead, beer-swilling slob female masquerading as Michigan’s governor would be a brass band and, everyone would need wings to stay above the pile she adds to daily.

Is there any wondering why the folks at the Babylon Bee love this oinker so much?

They “get it.”

Gretchen Esther Whitmer has made Michigan a 🤡 🌎.