Sen. Rand Paul says he's developing a Republican alternative to any plan to bail out Detroit after the city became the largest in America to file for bankruptcy protection.

"I've been talking with my staff about having a Republican alternative to it, because if there is a way in an economically depressed zone to have some tax forbearance, reduce some taxes,  encourage businesses, [Snip]

Whoa!  I've seen the Republican 'alternative' instead of facing the music in action before - all 3 pages.  No thanks.  Now the cheap hippie Liberaltarian Party faction infiltrating "Team R" wants to propose a non-bail out bail-out for Detoilet?  Where is this bloviating flip-flopper coming from?  What happened to the "Over my dead body," Mr. Filibluster?  Tax forbearance?  Yep, Detoilet has that - they're called deadbeats.  More tax breaks rewarding decades of Progressive failure?  WTF!  Besides, it's glaringly obvious that Rand hasn't a clue on how Rick Michigan's Nerdpublican majority operate with choosing "forbearance" or, he's pandering for attention.  No, I haven't forgotten the Nerdpublican Tax Hike, either.

encourage people to come in and take abandoned property," the Kentucky Republican told Glenn Beck on Beck's radio show on Tuesday, when asked about the possibility of Congress pursuing a Detroit bailout. [Snip]

Take abandoned property?  Yep, Detoilet has an abundance of that even when it isn't abandoned, too.  Now, here comes the real comedic gold...

Paul said he would not support borrowing money to bail out the city, but he did suggest taking money sent to aid Egypt and investing that in infrastructure in the United States. [Snip]

BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!  As if the monies building up the mooslime brohood's caliphate isn't borrowed to begin with.  Get serious.  No way in Hell would that get through the Senate let alone the Oval Office.  But wait! Here comes the 24kt. comedy nugget the size of Kentucky...

Calling bankruptcy an "opportunity" to "start out afresh," Paul said it also may be time for Detroit's citizens to seek out new politics.

"Maybe the people who have been voting for the Democrats for 50 years in Detroit, who ran the once-great city into the ground, maybe they choose some new leadership, and the Republican Party would have a resurgence in Detroit. ... But that may be wishful thinking," Paul said.

Then JSTFU, Rand.  Wishful thinking?  {facepalm}  Puh-lease.  There inlays the problem with the interloping LP's inside the GOP "big tent".  They play both sides i.e., McRINO's and Obozo's, against the Conservatives.  No, not just the so-called "Social" Conservatives.  One is either a Conservative or, they are not.  The rest of the Bill Schmuckly chattering class invented prefixes can be placed along side the unicorn in my garage.

Case in point.  Notice no comment here.  For good reason.  Why would I care about a drama queen taxpayer employed campuscrat Lefty who is all gung-ho for legalizing Sodomite marriage getting detained in Detoilet?

"My requests for water were repeatedly rejected as I became faint."

Good Lord!  What a nauseating queef.  Did they take away the barrette for the ponytail too, "Scotty"?  Oh h e double hockey sticks noes.  Nice lisp there too, Bo[w]man.

Where are real men like Alan Keyes when these cheap hippie party Neo-Libs work against everything that is good about America, and Conservatism?  Oh! They're still there, alright.  They're everywhere.  It's just those who aren't Conservative do not tolerate any differing opinion.  See, ankle-biter Brad Fingerpoop, Mike "I have become more libertarian" Cox, and Leon Drolet, about that Bee-esS.

Truth.  One cannot possibly be ALL THINGS without ultimately standing for nothing.

Ya, ya, ya... but he's a staunch constitutionalist, CS.  Maybe, and maybe the fact is - not so much.  Either way, the disciples of deity Ronulan more often than not work the same side of the tracks with those who are destructive to this state and nation - remain the fringe cult they are - and then they wonder why.