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Tag: Liberaltarians

Needs More Cow Bell

By Corinthian Scales, Section News
Posted on Mon Aug 26, 2013 at 09:36:48 PM EST
Tags: Justin Amash, Flaming a-hole, Obamacare, Michigan, Medicaid Expansion, Brian Calley, Tie, 19-19, Senate vote, Mandated Healthy Lifestyles, Brothers Keeper, Welfare, Rules, Government, Constitution, Defender Award, I repeat... 'Defender Award'!?!?!, In God We Trust, Grandstanding, Ronulans, Liberaltarians, TEA movement, Conservatives, Wes Nakagiri (all tags)

Twitiot of the day.

Justin Amash
Lt Gov @briancalley stood w/ me from day one when I decided to run for Congress. He's a great friend & ally, and I'm honored to support him.
11:47 AM - 26 Aug 2013

How do you like them apples, Wes Nakagiri? TEA folk? Yessirree, 'ol constitutional Justin just face-wedgied all those opposing Snyder's Obamacare Medicaid Expansion by palling around with the deciding vote.

Yannow, I had planned on doing a flattering writeup on the 5 U.S. Reps from Michigan, who signed a commitment to defund Obamacare but, with this loosely wrapped clown from CD-3 working with the Snyder administration to backdoor Obamacare entanglements in this state - screw Justin. At least I know Camp, Miller, Rogers, and Upton, will never be Conservative, unlike that all over the map Amash Liberaltarian Bee-esS.

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Flowers for AlgerRon

By Corinthian Scales, Section News
Posted on Wed Aug 14, 2013 at 01:45:45 PM EST
Tags: Rand Paul 'alternative' Bail Out?, WTF?, City of Detroit, Progressive's Utopia, JoAnn Watson, Squatters, Chill spot, Smoke some weed, Ronulans, Justin Amash, Obamacare, Michigan, Medicaid Expansion, One Term Nerd, Brian Calley, Senate vote, Slick Rick, Governor Snyder, The Flim-Flam Man, Corporate Welfare, Bobby ShowStak, Mandated Healthy Lifestyles, Brothers Keeper, Welfare, Rules, Crime, No Shame in Ilitch's Game, Government, Constitution, Defender Award, I repeat... 'Defender Award'!?!?!, In God We Trust, Grandstanding, Liberaltarians, poisoning the party brand, 'Scotty' Boman, Leon Drolet, Mike 'I evolved' Cox, Scarlet Letters, Log Cabins, Lennox, Lickspittle Lackeys, Inkerbell, rdww, Peter Pan, Dumb Things Youngsters Do, Perverts, GoProud, Sodomites, Homosexuals, Elections, 2014, Natural Law, God, Grassroots, TEA movement, Principles, Conservative, Values, endowed by their Creator, A Republic if you can keep it, #BraveWithDave (all tags)

Was away from everything news related for the past few days, and not to be surprised with my return to an interesting blurb in mLive the other day (Nope. Not linking to them) that it is still SSDD in the sociopathic world of politics.

"The emergency manager has met with the White House and members of the state's congressional delegation, and these meetings focused on how the federal government can assist in Detroit's restructuring," said Orr's spokesperson Bill Nowling in an email message. "At each of those meetings it was made clear that a federal bailout is not a possibility."

Let that sink in.

Nobody is interested in bailing out LBJ's "model city" Detroit. N-O-B-O-D-Y. Sure, the Congressional Black Caucus has gone whining to race-baiter-in-chief, president Odowngrade², with JoAnn's "bring home some bacon" meme, but that narrative is as common as the sun rising in the East. Besides, preezy Soetoro's agenda is already booked with making this entire nation look like Detoilet, so, how in the Hell can he bail out Detoilet? Barry can't. All of D.C. knows that bailing out Detoilet is opening Pandora's box. Think Killadelphia isn't just around the corner on going teats up? Think again. It is poison for the ~~Democratic~~ Socialist Party in 2014 as much as implementing Obummercare is, and completely lethal for Hillary PUMA's in 2016. Don't even go there about BJ and Mrs. Secretary Benghazi - they know damn well they've got damage control issues on their hands.

However, click on the Full Story button. I want you all to meet a very real-life Charlie Gordon character from Daniel Keyes' award winning short story.

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A Message To Our Legislators - Beware False Choices

With the guy who Holds the Deciding Vote on Medicaid Expansion in Michigan?

By Corinthian Scales, Section News
Posted on Wed Aug 14, 2013 at 10:00:54 AM EST
Tags: Justin Amash, Obamacare, Michigan, Medicaid Expansion, Brian Calley, Senate vote, Mandated Healthy Lifestyles, Brothers Keeper, Welfare, Rules, Government, Constitution, Defender Award, I repeat... 'Defender Award'!?!?!, In God We Trust, Grandstanding, Ronulans, Liberaltarians (all tags)

If I hadn't read it with my own eyes...

Working w/ my good friend @briancalley to welcome new Rs to @MIGOP who care about limited government, economic freedom & individual liberty.

Really, Justin? Working with those trying to implement Obamacare entanglements in Michigan, isn't exactly what I would describe as a Republican value.

I rescind my opinion - both suck.

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When China White is Cheaper Than a Carton of Cigs...

By Corinthian Scales, Section News
Posted on Sat Jun 01, 2013 at 11:50:33 AM EST
Tags: Heroin, Prohibition shmohibition, Tax it!, Liberaltarians, Free the Weed, HB 4623, 'Civil Infraction' Revenue, < dystopian Progressive policy, Just Say No?, Silly Conservative .. that's old Ronald Reagan stuff, Cigarettes = legal, Tax the ever-loving-bejesus out of cig smokers, Ruin their taste with Bloomberg policy 'Fire Safe' Bee-esS, Ban them smoking in Privately Owned 'public' business too, Didn't the Party of Lincoln free the slaves? (all tags)

Or, quasi-legalized "medical" jokesmoke.

C'mon, bifarceisan Lansingcritters. Put your revenue seeking government mouths where the real money is at - legalize it all. Then TAX IT. There are no "gateway drugs," right? Certainly not Mary J, or so I'm always told. So, quit the pussyfooting around already Lansing, go ahead and place your tax addiction schemes on the White Horse, too.

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Paulbot Divertere: When Ronulans Attack

By Corinthian Scales, Section News
Posted on Wed Apr 24, 2013 at 12:39:01 PM EST
Tags: Liberaltarians, Free the Weed, Uncle Squeaky, Iran should have Nukes, ChemTrails, PaulTards, Justin Amash, Homophile marriage, Amnesty too?, Epic Schadenfreude (all tags)

Make some popcorn, folks! Watching the Liberaltarians attack each other as frauds is great fun. So much so, that Rand, has opted to make a video for damage control.