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Tag: Humor

And Funnier Yet

By JGillman, Section News
Posted on Thu Dec 19, 2013 at 10:32:45 AM EST
Tags: Humor, Humiliation, Lies, Democrats, Traitors, ACA, Obamacare, Gary Peters, China, Outsourcing, Manufacturing (all tags)

As it turns out, the RNC has made another Subtle statement with the Lie of the year trophies.

Because of liberal policies, manufacturing over time has had to find other havens where makers of such products as TROPHIES can do so competitively. The Dems have consistently advocated higher taxes, and unrealistic workplace rules that hamstring domestic manufacturing to the point of closure or relocation.

Fewer makers of wealth and even fewer workers yet.

Yep.

How appropriate that the awards offered to those Democrats are from those places that carry so much of our debt.

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Lie Of The Year Trophies Awarded

By JGillman, Section News
Posted on Wed Dec 18, 2013 at 04:17:25 PM EST
Tags: RNC, Humor, Humiliation, Lies, Democrats, Traitors, ACA, Obamacare, Gary Peters (all tags)

I found this story funny, though the subject is far from it.

Apparently the RNC has awarded a number of vulnerable Dems a special award for their participation in the American catastrophe known as Obamacare.

" Rebecca Coffman, a press assistant at the RNC .. holding the trophy outside Senator Mary Landrieu's office before presenting it to one of her staffers. "We'd like to present Senator Landrieu with the Lie of the Year award on behalf of the Republican National Committee," she said.
"Ok," said the staffer.
"For lying to her constituents about keeping their plans-"
"Alright," he said.
"On behalf of the Republican National Committee," she concluded.
Another staffer laughed. "That's pretty funny!" he said.
"It is," said the first.
Others were less appreciative.
The receptionist for Senator Mark Begich, a vulnerable Alaska Democrat, was particularly unamused. "You're kind of a jerk," he told Coffman after accepting the trophy

At least he took it. No sore losers there, right?

Gary Peters, who will probably lose to whomever runs for US Senate in 2014 received the award above for his part in bringing forward the end to the US constitution.

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A Message To Our Legislators - Beware False Choices

Saturday Divertere - Reagan Humor

By JGillman, Section Multimedia
Posted on Sat Aug 03, 2013 at 03:36:58 PM EST
Tags: Reagan, Humor, Laughter, Divertere (all tags)

Contrast this Great American Icon and the not-so-funny clown in office now.

Have a great weekend.

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Caption Contest

By JGillman, Section News
Posted on Thu Aug 30, 2012 at 05:27:47 PM EST
Tags: Saving money, Magic, Michigan, Automakers, CAFE, Obama, Regulation, Restrictions, Captions, Humor, Ridicule (all tags)

Someone talked me into it.

You see, everything the current president and his accomplices stand for, is about removing choices from the individuals and business.

The latest bit is in the way which he wants to affect the automakers' output. Like the social engineering the left so eagerly embraces, it deems an outcome without regard to the input. By simply snapping one's fingers or putting a pen to page a person is made whole, happy, and healthy. And in this case it automatically engineers the next generation of automobiles. First we have:

Abracadabra.

54.5. FIFTY FOUR point FIVE miles per gallon shall be the standard, and specifically the Corporate Average Fuel Economy standard. As these motivational references below allude, he must be freaking magic. Wave a wand, snap the fingers, touch the nose, or wiggle the ears, the pixie dust is flying.