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Tag: EBT

Thursdays Divertere: Obama the Uniter

By Corinthian Scales, Section News
Posted on Thu Aug 29, 2013 at 02:00:49 PM EST
Tags: Full moons, Big Azzes, Obama voters, Eric Holder, St. Trayvon of Skittles, Lon Johnson and Julianna Smoot, UAW, EBT, WIC, TANF, Democrat's plantation, Tattoos, Feral blacks, City of Detoilet, Snydercaid, Pure Michigan (all tags)

When seconds matter, the DPD are just across the street...

Great googly moogly! She dropped her pantaloons and displayed her Obama for all to see. Thank you, WXYZ for blurring out her iWon.

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Wednesdays Divertere: iBamapads

By Corinthian Scales, Section News
Posted on Wed Jan 02, 2013 at 06:03:22 PM EST
Tags: EBT, Food Stamps, Welfare, Wealth Redistribution, Looters and Moochers, Taxpayer Hammocks, What Our Nation Is Creating, Parasites, Take Down The Bird Feeder Already (all tags)

When Obamaphones are just not enough.

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A Message To Our Legislators - Beware False Choices

Boneless Pork Loin Chops-$2.88/lb. Pepsi-3/$10. Lobsters w/Porterhouse Steaks-50% off w/EBT card

By KG One, Section News
Posted on Wed Jun 08, 2011 at 10:59:18 PM EST
Tags: MD 20-20, Wild Turkey, 40 oz, EBT, Steak and Lobster, Hey let's have a party tonight!, Another DHS blackeye, Do you think they finally get the message? (all tags)

Leeches know no boundaries.

In party stores and what passes for grocery stores in and around Detroit, people have been selling their food stamps for pennies on the dollar for as long as I can remember.

There really wasn't much you could do back then. It's not as if there was anyone to call (and being on a somewhat-regular route), it wasn't advisable to draw too much attention to yourself by eying the locals buying habits.

In come the leeches, out they go with a bottle of MD 20/20, Wild Turkey, or even a 40.

Fast-forward to today...

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