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Tag: HB510

Thursday Stabenow Update..

By JGillman, Section News
Posted on Thu Feb 03, 2011 at 09:52:12 AM EST
Tags: Debbie Stabenow, Moron, Michigan, US Senate, HB510, Feels Global Warming while flying, IQ35, Failure, Meat puppet, Dangerously Incompetent (all tags)

Its a new day folks! The southern half of Michigan is now enjoying the benefits of global warming in the winter. Folks have their deck chairs out, and the sun is beating down a new tan on the sol worshiping sunscreen slathered hard bodies at all of the local beaches and riversides, cause its another scorcher.. whew..

What?

Oh pardon me. Let me reel that back in just a wee bit before I embarrass myself with a remarkable lack of knowledge about what is happening around here. Well, you know what I mean. I mean 'knowledge', as in 'open eyes,' and even the slightest observation skills. Senses to be sure! By golly I need to FEEL what is going on don't I? I mean, really FEEL what is going on in a way that leave no question how I should talk about it, report on it, or perhaps ACT on it. In fact, maybe in the way that our junior Senator does:

"..the lack of global warming has left desperate politicians looking like fools.
"I feel global warming when I fly," says Senator Debbie Stabenow. .."

Looking?

Oh my. Those nice boys at the Michigan view certainly are gracious. Undoubtedly, polite to the end.

No, dear readers, the woman is a moron. A trainable moron, but a moron just the same. And one who can be trained much like a dancing monkey for an organ grinder. ~ more below ~

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