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Candice Miller offers YOU 5 Gs to help kick the foreign oil habitBy Nick, Section News
"You're so ugly your mom has to tie a steak around your neck to get the dog to play with you!" Ah, sweet memories of many pre-beating moments on the playground in elementary school. Children can be so cruel. Congress, too. The only difference, I don't thiiiiink DeAngelo Bailey ever robbed the other kids parents to give Slim five grand after the beating. (Yes, that's a semi-obscure hip-hop reference, but Eminem is from the D so I figure I'm entitled.)
The Detroit News reports this morning that a new stimulus bill was introduced yesterday in DC by Macomb County's own Candice Miller, this one designed to give every man, woman and 16 year old in America anywhere from $5,000 to $7,500 in free cash if they'll buy a new car and provide a gas-guzzling trade-in.
Quick aside... that right there is a piece of fine acronyming. CARS. Get it? Sorry... back to your regularly scheduled clip...
Ah, winners and losers and the government that picks them. But that's a minor complaint, or is it? If you're one of those squishy economics students who believes a little government stimulus can go a long ways this might not be such a bad idea. If you'd rather the government stay the heck out of the market no matter the conditions then this will have you seeing red (or green, if you want to take advantage of the program when no one's looking). If you're Congress and you're spending money like its free then I'll go ahead and say this qualifies as one of your better cash-burning ideas, at least from where I sit here in the state that put the world on wheels. It's a stimulus that actually lands in consumers pockets (as opposed to the Obama administration's hundreds of millions in bonuses for AIG executives), that helps the Big 3, Michigan companies, but isn't a straight give-away and maybe most importantly, it will directly and could substantially decrease our dependence on terrorist states for fuel. Call it the national security stimulus plan. Or call it another example of an out-of-touch federal government spending like drunken sailors. But call it something. What do YOU think?
Candice Miller offers YOU 5 Gs to help kick the foreign oil habit | 33 comments (33 topical, 0 hidden)
Candice Miller offers YOU 5 Gs to help kick the foreign oil habit | 33 comments (33 topical, 0 hidden)
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