The Onion - Michigan Edition
Tuesday, August 21
Detroit. Two Michigan citizens sought the return of taxpayer funds that had been taken by Hollywood producers today. Their efforts were obstructed by armed men employed by a sub-unit of the entity that handed over the money to the producers. In the process one of the citizens was shot in the shoulder, and is currently in stable condition in a government health care facility. The temporarily-retreived funds were returned to emloyees of the producer who had taken money from taxpayers.
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