Your child is obese.
Take no responsibility for the nutritional habits of your child however. Apparently it is McDonald's fault for disregarding your child's health by serving fries instead of apples.
But parents sleep easy tonight.
McDonald's has vowed to tackle your child's obesity problem beginning with the elimination of the caramel apple dip, a reduction in the french fries portion, and the addition of apple slices to every Happy Meal.
Michelle Obama (MO) commends McDonald's dedication to solving this dilemma, but still demands improvement: