1105897  19:10   ARREST: OBAMA, ONYANGO 37 CHARLES ST FRAMINGHAM, MA
DOB:06/03/44 Arrested@ WAVERLEY ST, CHICKEN BONE SALOON for M/V-OUI-ALCOHOL M/V-TRAF/CNTRL/SIG/DEV/RMKS M/V-OP          
ENDANG/NEG/RECK/RACE Officer: KRISHTAL, GONCALVES

That's right folks, President Odowngrade's illegal uncle Omar has already retained aunt Zeituni's immigration shyster.

A number of media outlets have already reported that an illegal immigrant from Kenya by the name of Onyango Obama, 67, was arrested last week on Wednesday after he nearly rammed his SUV into a police car in Framingham, Massachusetts.

He was later charged with DUI among other violations. I spoke to Framingham Public Information Officer Lieutenant Delaney who told me that when Onyango Obama was asked at booking if he wanted to make a telephone call to arrange for bail, the Kenyan immigrant replied: "I think I will call the White House."