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    Who are the NERD fund donors Mr Snyder?

    Raise the curtain.

    I swear that I am NOT making this up!


    By leondrolet, Section News
    Posted on Tue Apr 29, 2008 at 03:24:31 PM EST
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    Those of you following the campaign to recall Michigan House Speaker Andy Dillon for raising the state's income and business taxes know about Dillon's best buddy in politics, Redford Twp. Supervisor Miles "Boss Hogg" Handy.

    Handy is nicknamed `Boss Hogg' because he abuses his authority as Supervisor in the same manner the character from the old `Dukes of Hazzard' television series abused his authority. Boss Handy orders the Redford police to harass petitioners working on the Dillon recall campaign the same way that Boss Hogg used Roscoe P. Coltrain to harass the Duke boys.

    Here is the part of the story that you will think I am making up, and I swear this is actually true: Redford Supervisor Miles Handy used to own a business called Oink-Oink Inc. that turned hog penises into dog treats! I am NOT lying. Here is a snippet from a 1996 Detroit Free Press article:

    February 28, 1996
    POLITICIAN FIGHTS DYED PIG PARTS
    By Hugh McDiarmid
    Free Press Staff Writer

    Making the rounds this week are copies of a letter from an Oakland County
    congressman asking the U.S. Department of Agriculture for its take on a
    complaint from Oink-Oink Inc., a Detroit producer  of pet snacks.

    U.S. Rep. Joe Knollenberg has asked about a recent regulation requiring
    pork parts -- specifically penises -- to be dyed a deep green so they won't be
    marketed by mistake for human  consumption.

    Seems the green dye makes Oink-Oink's retail product -- a long, braided
    piece of jerky that's dried, smoked, shrink- wrapped and marketed in pet
    stores as "pork tenderloin" for dogs  -- appear to have green mold on it.

    That's a turnoff for potential buyers, says Oink-Oink President R. Miles
    Handy II. Handy, who lives in Redford Township, acknowledged Tuesday that his
    complaint  to his congressman -- Bloomfield Hills Republican Knollenberg --
    triggered the letter to the USDA on Feb. 5.

    Oink-Oink Inc. eventually declared bankruptcy. Now, knowing Miles "Boss Hogg" Handy's business background, check out this hilarious youtube video (warning: juvenile humor alert in effect): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ghs59YYtEwM

    No wonder Boss Handy gets so excited every time he spots Mr. Perks! We are going to have to provide Mr. Perks an armed escort every time he goes to Redford!

    You just couldn't make this stuff up.

    Leon Drolet
    Michigan Recalls
    www.MichiganRecalls

    < THE CIRCUS CONTINUES, REV. WRONG CAMPAIGNS FOR MICHIGAN? | The Creation of a Candidate >


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    Perks needs than an armed escort (none / 0) (#1)
    by Rusty Shackleford on Tue Apr 29, 2008 at 05:02:30 PM EST
    When you bring Mr. Perks to Redford Township, you need to fit him with a chastity belt.

    Watch out Perks!

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