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Tag: Aunt Zeituni

Chicken Bone Saloon: Illegal Alien, Drunk & Damn Near Hits A Cop Car

By Corinthian Scales, Section News
Posted on Mon Aug 29, 2011 at 08:03:36 PM EST
Tags: TOTUS, Uncle Omar, Aunt Zeituni, Illegal Aliens, Democratic Party, Moocher and Looter Class, Lawyers (all tags)

I kid you not.

1105897 19:10 ARREST: OBAMA, ONYANGO 37 CHARLES ST FRAMINGHAM, MA
DOB:06/03/44 Arrested@ WAVERLEY ST, CHICKEN BONE SALOON for M/V-OUI-ALCOHOL M/V-TRAF/CNTRL/SIG/DEV/RMKS M/V-OP
ENDANG/NEG/RECK/RACE Officer: KRISHTAL, GONCALVES

That's right folks, President Odowngrade's illegal uncle Omar has already retained aunt Zeituni's immigration shyster.

A number of media outlets have already reported that an illegal immigrant from Kenya by the name of Onyango Obama, 67, was arrested last week on Wednesday after he nearly rammed his SUV into a police car in Framingham, Massachusetts.
He was later charged with DUI among other violations. I spoke to Framingham Public Information Officer Lieutenant Delaney who told me that when Onyango Obama was asked at booking if he wanted to make a telephone call to arrange for bail, the Kenyan immigrant replied: "I think I will call the White House."

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