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Welcome to Bizarro MichiganBy Nick, Section News
Looks like we're in for a week of the unusual! Probably shouldn't come as a surprise, following a weekend that saw the Tigers post back-to-back road shutouts of the Cleveland Indians for the first time since 1908, but this morning's headlines still manage to cover a few subjects that in any other day and age would be real head-scratchers. Welcome to Bizarro Michigan.
Who'd have ever thunk, for instance, that in the middle of May, well after the emergence of spring and the not-uncommon 70 degree day, with the planet dying and temperatures soaring while the sun turns the surface into a George Foreman grill, melts ice caps and roasts polar bears in their fur, Michigan's LOWER peninsula would suddenly find itself facing a FREEZE warning that threatens to devastate crops. The Associated Press sounds the alarm!
The National Weather Service has issued a freeze warning from midnight to 8 a.m. Monday for northwest Lower Michigan and from 2-8 a.m. for northeast Lower Michigan and the Thumb. Frost and subfreezing temperatures are expected in the region lying north of Interstate 96. Brrrr. Michigan hasn't gotten that cold a reception since the auto execs asked Congress for federal stimulus funding. (*RIMSHOT* C'mon... that was awesome, wasn't it?) Oh, and the bailout cash that they finally did convince the Democrats to funnel into the Motor City? Too little too late. Read on...
The Detroit News reports this morning something that we've feared for months but never would have expected in a million years. Bankruptcy at General Motors is "almost inevitable."
GM, which has received $15.4 billion in federal aid, faces a June 1 government deadline to complete its restructuring plan. If it can't finish in time, the company will follow Detroit competitor Chrysler LLC into bankruptcy protection.
Although company executives said last week they would still prefer to restructure out of court, experts say all GM is doing now is lining up majorities of stakeholders to make its court-supervised reorganization move more quickly. Restructuring out of court would require a heck of a lot of action in the next three weeks. Factories will have to close, brands will have to be sold and hundreds of dealerships with thousands of "spin off" employees will have to be eliminated. So bankruptcy it is. With, potentially, tens or even hundreds of thousands of Michigan jobs on the line. Remember in 2006 when we thought we'd just about hit the bottom? Michigan had a nation's worst unemployment rate in the mid-single-digits and things had been ugly for years but we couldn't slip much further, could we? Then came the Democratic tax-hike of 2007, taking $1.5 billion out of the private sector, away from job makers and moms and dads and burning it on over-fat government programs, Democrats swept to even greater and more complete power in 06 and 2008 and here we sit with a still-nation's-worst unemployment rate creeping up on 14 percent and two of our three biggest job makers in or facing bankruptcy. We're still free-falling and we can't even SEE the bottom yet. I'm a natural cynic. I consider it one of my more endearing character flaws. It sort of kills me to admit this but I didn't see this sort of contraction coming. And maybe more surprising than anything else? Today Detroit gets a new Mayor. Dave Bing, a business man who only a few months ago was living comfortably in the suburbs, takes the reigns of the Motor City today when the big election results are certified. And next week, on the 21st, the man promises to finally answer a tough question or three. According to the Ivory Tower:
Kudos to the Mayor! Not always an easy event to attend and if his debates with Ken Cockrel are any indication, he's not particularly enamored with the concept of discussing anything more specific than his "vision" for the City. That said? I'm actually kind of geeked. Bing is a Democrat, sure, and he and I will disagree far more often than we will agree, but the man is a genuine outsider and a proven, successful businessman. Those are the FIRST things Detroit needs and they're going to get them in spades. Fingers crossed and best wishes, Mr. Mayor. For whatever it's worth, I don't only hope that you succeed... I'm actively rooting for you.
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