"Brother Muslims everywhere. I will talk to you today on two important issues. The first is the passage of five years since the US invasion of Iraq. The second is the economic plundering that our nation in Egypt and in other Muslim lands is being subjected to. Translation; Brothers, we're getting our asses kicked in two particular areas about which I need to talk to you.  

"As for the status of the US invasion of Iraq today and after five years, it is, with God's grace, failure and defeat. [General David] Petraeus went to Congress to request the postponement of the date of the US additional forces' withdrawal by six weeks after the set date of next July, and Bush announced that he will grant Petraeus all the time he needs. Five years after history's fastest, most successful military invasion, Petraeus answered tough questions from elected leaders and reported much success.  The US military is taking determined steps to root us out everywhere in Iraq.  The general has the full support of the duly elected civilian leadership in the executive branch and although the majority party in the legislative branch wants to surrender the Muslim world to us, they don't yet have the votes to make the dreams come true for the vanguards of Islam.  

We really expected to break the will of America and force a retreat by now, but instead we hope to help pick their next president by repeating the talking points we wrote for them.  Often say, by insulting Bush about passing the buck to the next president; A ridiculous farce to cover up the failure in Iraq and to help Bush dodge the decision to withdraw forces, which is considered a declaration of the Crusader invasion of Iraq defeat by transferring the problem to the new president. So where are the Awakening Councils, which Petraeus announced six months ago that they will achieve victory in Iraq?  Last autumn Petraeus said that their efforts would be on recruiting Iraqis to help America root out the vanguards of Islam.  107,000 Iraqis have enlisted in the military and 70,000 volunteers have come forward for neighborhood policing.  We had better not talk about meeting benchmarks.  Were not these Awakening Councils supposed to expedite the date of the US forces' withdrawal? Or are they in need of someone to defend and protect them?    It would be so much easier for us if America just abandoned the region before the Iraqi security forces were trained and formidable.  

Bush's administration is deceiving its people so as not to acknowledge failure in Iraq and Afghanistan? -Thanks, Harry Reid for that line. Let the soldiers of this Administration go to hell. -because they are kicking our ass! Petraeus and Bush are trying to convince the Americans that their salvation will begin six weeks from next July. They think Iraq's defenses could be fully functional next September and then we`re doomed. In fact even if Bush keeps all his forces in Iraq until doomsday and until they go to hell, they will face only defeat and incur loss, God willing. We're doomed unless America pulls out or in other words; <u>"The impasse in Iraq and Afghanistan is simply that if the US forces withdraw they will lose everything,"</u> We win only if they pull out.  and if they stay on they will be bleeding to death. We will fight until we are all dead or captured.  

This is what Bush has chosen for his army and his people, who elected him twice. America constantly shows its strength of will by electing people who are brave enough to win. Today he is evading this impasse and procrastinating on making a decision to escape from this deadlock. That's why this November, it's so important we help elect a cowardly Democrat.  

"As for the Democrats, they are trying to deceive their people by claiming that they will withdraw their forces from Iraq by reaching an understanding with Iran in order to concentrate on Al-Qa'ida and Taliban in Pakistan and Afghanistan. Even though the Dems are the best shot we've got, they are in bed with Iran and they only have the will to fight us in Al Qaeda only in Afghanistan.  We could have the all of Iraq to ourselves...ok, well, we'd share it with Iran.

Iran's aims are clear; namely, annexing southern Iraq and the eastern part of Al-Jazirah [area between the Tigris and the Euphrates rivers] Iran is focused short term on conquering most of Iraq. and expanding to establish contacts with its followers in southern Lebanon. -keeping Hezbollah strong enough to constantly attack Israel and maintain a stranglehold on Beirut.

If an understating is reached with Iran based on meeting all or some of its aims in exchange for overlooking the US hegemony over the region, this understanding will add fuel to the already flaming fire, will bring the situation to a head in this already explosive region, and will cause an ever increasing Islamic awakening.  If America engages in Jimmy Carter-style appeasement, the whole western effort will blow up in their face. This awakening will be engendered by the US-Iranian collusion, and it will direct further blows to US interests. Although we don't want the Shia Iranians to complete their plans to unify the Muslim world under their rule, we see an opportunity to damage America by working with the mullahs of Iran to trap them into talks and fake treaties.  The enemy of my enemy is my friend, after all.  And we're desperate.  

"Both the Republicans and the Democrats, and indeed all the Americans and the Crusader West in general, Everywhere in the world where people live more prosperous lives with far more general liberty than do those in the oppressed Muslim world are afflicted with the blindness of arrogance and highhandedness, which makes them reject the word 'Why.' They have failed to answer the question: Why did they attack us? Our best hope is to break the will of the west by getting them to question their own motives.  Then they failed to answer the question: With what are they going to defeat us? Then we convince them that they cannot win this war.  This blindness prevents them from seeing the facts as they are on the ground.   Their press does a great job of covering up their success in the region, thank god, praise be with him.  

One of these facts is that the age of hegemony, plundering, and oppression of the Islamic nation has gone, never to return. Right now the liberating effects of America is being felt all across the Muslim world where we Islamofascists thrive.  We really want to go back to the old ways when a small group of us Muslim leaders oppressed and plundered the region.  

The age of jihad, defense, and steadfastness has begun. You guys can start helping us anytime now, please!  The age of the Monroe Doctrine, the Opium War, the Sykes-Picot Agreement, and the bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki has gone, and the age of rejecting peace, Zawahiri thinks to himself, "Oops I probably shouldn't have said that part about "the age of rejecting peace" because our liberal friends in America are trying to convince everyone that we sincerely want peace and that we can be negotiated with." capitulation, and normalization; the age of confronting the invaders in Chechnya, Afghanistan, Iraq, and Palestine, has begun. Many more of your kids are going to die helping us take your rights away.  

And now for some more Democrat talking points;  "The perseverance in and insistence on ignoring the facts prompt the United States and the Crusader West to continue with the same old methods, making them sustain further and continuous losses. And some GOP talking points; As for the situation in Iraq, it is, God be praised, in the interest of Islam and jihad.  It`s the biggest battle on the war on terrorism.  The Americans are being routed. Although we're getting our asses handed to us, the will of the American people is just about to snap.  They are fighting in Washington over the date of their withdrawal. We're doing all we can to back the Dems.  The Awakening Councils are being pursued. And we`re doing what we can in Iraq from our little condo here in Pakistani Heights.  There, the Mujahidin follow the tradition of Abu-Bakr Al-Siddiq [the first caliph after Muhammad], may God be pleased with him:  I need a hero! -Who doesn't wear New Balance sneakers and knows how to fire a gun.  Either a victorious war or an ignominious peace. Who can drive out America or make peace as hellish as war?!  

The war Iran is raging in Iraq isn't going well either. The Iranians are in confusion. Their henchmen are fighting each other.  In their fighting, they are bombing the domes of Husayn and Al-Abbas, may God be pleased with them. The Iranians are even bombing some Shia sites in effort to keep everybody miserable in Iraq. What team players they are!    

"Muqtada al-Sadr has become the laughing stock of the world because of his use of Al-Taqiyah [expediencies, Shiite principle]. One of the guys we thought could really help our cause ends up being a pussy. Sometimes he hands over his weapons and joins the political process. Sometimes he leaves this process, and sometimes he freezes Al-Mahdi Army, and then says he will postpone this freeze. Sometimes he says he will stage a demonstration against the occupation and then he says he will not. Sometimes he says he will sound the religious authorities on dissolving Al-Mahdi Army. They've got al Sadr cornered so he`s playing from the Arafat handbook.  

Thus, the Iranian intelligence has used this naive boy as a puppet. We`ve gotten lots of good intel about our enemy using al Sadr. He claims that he is waging resistance against the occupation, sometimes by handing his weapons over to them and sometimes by demonstrating against them.  We`d really just like to see al Sadr go all out and declare war on the New Iraq so we're going to poke a little fun at him here.  

"The people of Islam and jihad in Iraq have only to be persistent and remain firm. This is a battle of wills.  "The signs of victory are now clear and the breakthrough is looming on the horizon." Hillary or Obama might actually win!  Shortly <u>Iraq will become the fortress of Islam which will become a springboard from which expeditions and troops will leave to liberate the Al-Aqsa Mosque [of Jerusalem], God willing.</u> When America pulls out, we'll come in and use Iraq as a staging point to destroy Israel.  -Actually, no translation needed here.  Read it again `cause it's the most important.  

<u>"Iraq today is now the most important arena in which our Muslim nation is waging the battle against the forces of the Crusader-Zionist campaign." </u>-I know the Dems don't want me to say that but we gotta get the Americans out of Iraq before Iraq's military can defend herself. Therefore, backing the mujahidin in Iraq, led by the Islamic State of Iraq, is the most important task of the Islamic nation today.  Zawahiri thinks to himself, "Oops, I probably shouldn't have said that either.  I gotta be nuanced here.  I don`t want my favorite Democrats look silly when they claim America has no business in Iraq.  But I must stress to the vanguard everywhere that it's do or die in Iraq.  Shit, I wish Osama was around.  He's so much better at this than me.  I'll do better in the next part when I talk about my homeland;"  

"The second thing that I would like to talk about is the economic plundering to which our nation, in Egypt and other Islamic countries, are being exposed. We're loosing our grip all over the place!  The political parties championing freedom and liberty are beating us places where we fight for the hearts and minds of Muslims.  So we have a new strategy which seems to work for the Dems in America;  Stand with the proletariat and blame the rich!; Corruption and thefts have reached the extent of starving people and denying them their basic food. Those who are stealing the food of the people of Egypt are the same ones who are preventing food from reaching the people of Gaza under the pretext of suspect international commitments, which they reached with the Jews and the Americans under the cover of darkness, to enable Israel to monopolize supplies to Gaza in order to force its people to capitulate to its conditions. The Egyptians have teamed up with America and Israel.  Those bastards.  I sure hope our supporters in Gaza get angry and throw a fit. Those who are stealing the means of livelihood of the people of Egypt are the same ones who are spreading and promoting the culture of capitulation to the United States and normalization of relations with Israel, and then surrendering and seeking refuge in the documents of rationalization. Those Egyptian bastards want peace and prosperity instead of all-out war with the infidels.  

Let me paraphrase the Marxism in a way the Dems use today with such effectiveness; "Starving the people in Egypt and denying them bread and water in the Nile Delta is part of the US-Zionist conspiracy, which is designed to subjugate our nation and divide it further. Denying people bread,  Maybe I`ll even try out a few environmental socialist talking points: stealing the resources of the nation, starving the people, poisoning the air and water, and spreading renal failures are only symptoms of the cancer that is spreading in the organs of the nation.  That doesn't sound too whiny to you does it?  

"Those who stole the means of people's life and did not even leave a loaf of bread to them have reached such limits because the nation did not confront them as it should have in order to deter them. The people of Egypt are siding against us now too, dammit!   If the nation continues to leave them doing this, they will sell its children. They have handed Egypt over to Israel but the nation did not deter them. Is that what Egypt wants?!?!  To live peacefully alongside Israel?  They brought in the Crusader US forces to Egypt but the nation did not confront them. You guys have gotten to know too many western tourists!  They`re not all as nice and rich as tourists, you know! They helped kill Muslims in Iraq and Afghanistan but the nation did not stop them. They plotted against the siege of the mujahidin in Gaza, but nobody stood against them. They violated honors in jails, detention centers, and police stations but nobody punished them. Even I am getting tired of bitching about Grab-an-Arab, eh I mean Abu Graib!  The longer our silence the more they will bite our flesh and drink from our blood.  Bush and Mubarak have been quite successful in their efforts.  

"Abu-Bakr Al-Siddiq, may God be please with him, said: people. Read this Koranic verse: "O ye who believe! Guard your own souls: If ye follow (right) guidance, no hurt can come to you from those who stray." Please Egypt, fight and die for a radical fundamentalism and stop talking about peace and capitalism.   [Koranic verse; Al-Ma'idah; 5:105] He said: I heard the messenger of God, may the blessings and peace of God be upon him say: If people recognize the oppressor and fail to punish him, God will punish all of them. If you don`t fight peace, you`ll all go to hell!  Oops, There I go again looking unreasonable.  I better give my Democrat brethren some breathing room;  

"Those who stole the bread and the means of life of the people are the ones who blocked all means of peaceful change. You see? I really want peaceful change.  -Wink-wink. Nudge-nudge. What happened at the Shura Council elections and then the local elections in Egypt, and before that the Jordanian elections, the Moroccan elections, That's a lot of elections! and the threat to dissolve the Justice Party in Turkey represent the new US policy, Boy oh boy. Freedom and liberty really are on the march in the Muslim world, darn it.  now that the method of change through elections has exhausted itself I hope and after the Americans exploited this current by diverting the nation from jihad and serious resistance against the nation's internal and external enemies. That damn Bush and his girl Conde sure have gotten a lot of moderates elected in the Middle East who understand peace through strength.  

When this policy failed to confront the wave of the expanding jihadist awakening, they moved to the current policy; When America realized it's soldiers couldn't stay bunkered in the Green Zone, they changed tactics and risked many brave fighting men to bring the war to us.  The Dems couldn't stop them nor could we.  They've made it tough for us to get a foothold anywhere and now the Iraqi people are coming out in droves to help them drive us out.  

Ayman turns to his handlers and asks, "Do we really want to leak this to the American press?  Someone might repeat it!.  Okay, leave that out.  How can we nuance it so we don`t look like total losers?"

namely, the policy of creating Awakening Councils in Iraq, introducing the constitutional amendments, exercising complete control over the elections, The surge is working and political reconciliation is succeeding and the document of rationing in Egypt. This is the policy of imposing the ignominious, humiliating, and corrupt reality on the nation by oppression, forgery, repression, and lies. Those bastards are stealing votes like they did in Florida!

"Insisting on prevarication [deliberately ambiguous or evasive behavior: the attempt to avoid giving a direct and honest answer or opinion, or a clear and truthful account of a situation, often by telling a lie -Encarta ®]  , the White House, the sponsor of freedoms in the world,  It will be nice when the Obama gets in because he doesn`t see it that way. issued a statement, after the local elections in Egypt, in which it expressed concern about the harassment of the opposition's activists and candidates at the hands of the government, which is backed and supported by the Americans and which they supply with funds, aid, and means of torture.  That damn Bush is pushing hard for even more freedom in Egypt.  

I'll call Hosni a liar because it seems to work against Bush in his own country; These US lies are no longer convincing to anyone, and this corrupt and traitor [Egyptian] regime, which has closed all doors to peaceful change, should be toppled if we want to live as human beings.  Ayman can barely keep a straight face  from laughing as he calls for overthrow of Mubarak.  He thinks to himself like Steinbrenner in Seinfeld;  Hee hee hee. That one always cracks me up.  If Muslims only knew how much we`d treat them like dogs if we were in charge. hee hee.  Man, I am one sick ....  Ok, Big Z,  keep it together.  I must finish this speech.  YoudaAyman.  Come on now, make the case for Islamofascism;

We will be rescued only by an Islamic government, which is independent from the arch international criminals and which will protect the nation's interests, defend its sanctities, and preserves its rights. Any other solution will be in vain and will lead only to further losses, submission, and humiliation. You dumbasses don't know what's best for you, the Muslim world should be ruled by us!  

"This deterioration has not been confined to Egypt. We're not just loosing in Egypt.   The Islamic nation is suffering shortage of foodstuffs in many countries, such as Yemen. Even in the Arabian Peninsula, whose government is one of the richest in the world, Even our buddies the Saudis have abandoned us. many residents of the popular neighborhoods of Jedda do not find water. They carry their pots to mosques to have water but the government prevents the muezzins from giving them water. Sewage is spilled in the streets and electricity is cut off in the stifling heat of Jedda. The poor in Mecca and Riyadh live in shanty towns.  God bless Marx. Where has the nation's wealth in the Arabian Peninsula gone? The whole damn Saudi royal family has stopped funding us!   -I'm not getting too gloomy am I?  I don't want to look weak but we need the money.  

The Americans unleashed against this wealth a family of 7,000 princes, who are plundering the peninsula's resources and who are giving the lion's share of our wealth to the Americans. They`re selling America our oil at market prices! They are also giving them the land, the bases, the airports, and the seaports from which they move to kill Muslims. And they`re cooperating in rooting us out!  Abdallah Bin-Abd-al-Aziz is preoccupied with visiting the Pope, who insulted Islam and the prophet of Islam, God's peace and blessings be upon him. He is engaged in calls for interfaith dialogue to polish his image in front of the Crusaders and the Americans.  And worst of all, they`re talking about tolerance of infidels!  

Here come the threats... "O you, who is eager to appease the Crusaders, instead of holding dialogues with non-Muslims, listen first to your Muslim people who are suffering from unemployment, drugs, and crimes, and who do not find drinking water, electricity, or proper housing. I kinda dig this Marxism groove.  I see why Obama and Hillary like it so much. Restore to them their rights which you robbed, stop capitulating to the Americans, and stop plundering the nation's wealth. "Thus, the nation's conscious vanguards should move before it is too late. All hope is nearly lost. The conscious Islamic vanguards should move before we see Petraeus in Cairo and in Riyadh tomorrow, leading the awakening gangs, to shed blood and violate sanctities.  The whole region soon will live in peace and freedom unless we can get George, Conde, Mack and the General out of the region or get Obama elected!  

"Then what Muslims must do today? The Muslim is asked to adhere to his faith because Islam is the road to salvation. In all historical battles only Muslims defended the nation. Those who are defending it today -- in Chechnya, Afghanistan, Iraq, Somalia, and Palestine -- are Muslims. We're doing what little we can wherever we can to bring death and destruction but without your generous donation of 5, 10 or 100 million dollars, we`re limited to just these sheepish terrorist attacks.  The Muslim should work in accordance with the tradition of the prophet, God's peace and blessings be upon him. The prophet said: Whoever encounters a wrongdoing he should change it with his hand. If he is unable to, he should change it by his utterances, and if he cannot then he can wish this change in his heart, and this will be the weakest form of faith. Please donate what you can.  We hope some of you are still on our side, even if only in prayer.  

Let's try the Marxist thing again; "All are asked to move with all their strength, by fighting, statements, demonstrations, sit-ins, protests, and strikes. We should explore all means to change this corrupt reality. We will not be able to clinch our rights except by our hands and not by begging, appeals, or forged elections.

"The wolves of the regimes, the agents of Crusaders and Jews, will try to suppress popular movements with all the power at their disposal, as was the case in Al-Mahallah al-Kubra. But as steadfastness and sacrifices continue, these agents will be defeated, God willing. Patience and perseverance is necessary because rights are wrested by force; they are not granted.  It's the reality of this war for both sides.  I'm glad the Dems don't understand it and constantly call for retreat!  

"Workers, employees, and students must transfer their anger to the streets. They must transform mosques, factories, universities, colleges, and high schools into centers for supporting jihad and resistance. "All must move because the battle is not that of a certain group or organization but that of the entire nation. Workers of the world unite! Attack the Bourgeois! The Islamic nation must unite, through its mujahidin, men, women, and children; its ulema and shaykhs, its thinkers, leaderships, and masses, to drive out the Crusader and Jewish invaders from the land of Islam and establish the Islamic state that rules by the Islamic sharia,  Say no to self-determination, constitutional law and capitalism.  Live in the oppressed world of the dark ages!  which defends the rights of Muslims, and which punishes the robbers and the plunderers of the wealth of the nation. Where a chosen few deal justice on the streets at the end of a sword!  
"Is it reasonable that the people of bounteous Egypt cannot find bread or water? Where have all its resources gone? In a nation so rich, shouldn't everyone get free health care?  

The establishment of this state requires a movement by the sacrificing Muslim vanguards who make sacrifices for their religion and who are relying on their God. These vanguards must come together, plan, and lead the change toward freedom, independence, dignity, self-esteem, and the Islamic state. Please throw us bone here.  This is embarrassing.  Guys, can't we talk about one good thing we've done recently?  No?  Nothing?  No real good news at all?  Shit. What about the strikers?   I had better just wrap it up with them then.  Big finish here, Big Z.  -Big finish;

"In conclusion, I salute the esteemed workers of Al-Mahallah al-Kubra who fought plundering and corruption. I salute the brave people there who carried out the general strike. I salute each free and noble one who is trying to resist the agents of the Crusader-Jewish campaign in Egypt, Iraq, Palestine, Algeria, Afghanistan, Chechnya, and elsewhere. Remember; we're losing everywhere, so send us that money.  

And one last threat; I remind them of what the prophet, God's peace and blessings be upon him, said: If you trade in trivia l things, hold fast to the tails of your cattle, be satisfied with tilling your land, and abandon jihad, God will impose on you submission which he will not lift until you return to your religion. If you just want to farm your land, take care of your family and live in peace, we`re going to burn you to the ground.  

"We conclude by the prayer: God be praised, the lord of the universe; and may God's peace and blessings be upon our master, Muhammad, the members of his family, and his companions and followers. May God's peace and blessings be upon you." -And death to America.

"I wasn`t too glib there was I?  I felt like I may have been asking for too much.  It didn`t sound too desperate?  OK, send it out."  

In case anybody thinks I was taking him out of context, the full text of Zman`s speech can be found here:

http://iraqstatusreport.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=337&Itemid=3