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Popular New Way to Downsizing Your BusinessBy Kevin Rex Heine, Section News
(Note: This is a copy of a chain email, not an actual personal commitment or message from Mr. Crawfor. At least I assume he hasn't taken it to heart. ;))
This is from a friend of mine, John Crawford, President of the Wyoming-Kentwood Chamber of Commerce.
Dear Fellow Business Owners,
As a Business owner who employs 30 people, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barack Obama will be our next President and that my Business' Taxes and Fees will go up in a BIG way as he has repeatedly promised. To pay for these increases, my Customers will have to see an increase in my fees to them of about 8% on average. If my price increases do not chase away any of my Customers, I will also have to lay off 6 of my 30 employees. I will have to continue to provide a high level of service with 20% fewer people to do it with. This really bothered me as I believe we are family here. At first, I didn't know how I would choose who will have to go. So, this is what I did - I strolled thru the parking lot and found 8 Obama bumper stickers on my employees' cars. I have decided these folks will be the first to be laid off. I can't think of another fair way to approach this problem. They really won't mind because they will be able to sit at home in front of their TV and collect the Government checks that Obama has promised them. If you have a better idea, let me know. I am sending this letter to all business owners that I know. Sincerely, Ward JOOA Corp.
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