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BREAKING NEWS: Granholm names four new cool cities, world peace finally achievedBy Nick, Section News
Oh, GREAT news everybody! Governor Granholm announced Scottville, Ypsilanti, Caro and Clio are now officially "cool cities!"
And guess what... It worked. It really really worked! The economy just turned around! No, I swear, those 56,000 jobs we lost last year? They just hired all those people back. Businesses took shutters off their windows and moms and dads started drawing paychecks. Our unemployment rate isn't 7.2% anymore either. We're right there with states like Montana now at about 2.5%. Oh, and word's flooding into the RightMichigan.com newsroom... apparently there's a massive crush of humanity moving back into the state from Ohio, Indiana and Illinois even now as we speak. Our young people are moving back home. Also, the clouds just parted and heaven spoke, promising Michigan an exclusive two hours of extra sunlight tonight for beachgoers, pigs are flying, the UAW supports right-to-work legislation and I just discovered I have the ability to shoot laser beams from my eyes. This is so exciting! Wow. What a great day for Michigan. I was clearly wrong. Cool cities are cool. Alright, so everything I just said was a lie... well, except for the fact that the governor announced four new cool cities. Details details.
BREAKING NEWS: Granholm names four new cool cities, world peace finally achieved | 27 comments (27 topical, 0 hidden)
BREAKING NEWS: Granholm names four new cool cities, world peace finally achieved | 27 comments (27 topical, 0 hidden)
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