I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down, and had an ice-cold beer.  The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.  Finally, I thought about an age old question:

Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?

Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.

Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come to the only logical conclusion for that question.

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It would be nice to have another child."

On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."

I rest my case.  Time for another beer.