However, conspiracy theorists who have fomented the truther issue are not racists, homophobes, muddled, delusional, opportunistic, divisive, or insensitive.  They are merely seeking answers to important questions.

Someone at the Record Eagle is looking for work at a larger metropolitan rag.  The only way to get noticed by the publishers of big city propagandists is to think like Keith Olberman, project like EJ Dionne, and to write like Maureen Dowd. With a little more practice who knows?