Definitely kinda-sewers, not connoisseurs. What do you want to bet they vote for Dimocrats?
Case in point, a chance conversation that developed on Sunday afternoon with me being spotted from the road getting ready to grill some chicken. The Shiftless Felon Son and Morbidly Obese daughter-in-law of a good friend of mine that passed away last fall (how they ended up in the area), saw me before I saw them. They both are in their late 20s, on the state dole to the hilt and with a one year old daughter. Cute little child but trapped in the life of being raised by moronic bums. The conversation went exactly like this.
MO d-in-l: Hey CS, were gonna move in the house next to you.
CS: I didn't know that the owners (great couple) were selling.
MO d-in-l: Ya, so 'loan' us the money to buy it for us.
CS: Buy you another house? The one we're paying for now isn't good enough?
MO d-in-l: No. It's not on a lake. Who's the we that is paying for our house now?
CS: The Americans that pay taxes that also are putting food on your table.
MO d-in-l: Oh.
SFS: huhuhuhuhuhu
But wait, it gets better...
MO d-in-l: You should babysit for us every week so we (her and her clueless idiot husband) can go out drinkin'. You really don't look like you're doing anything right now...
CS: Whoa! No can do. I'm not equipped to be a responsible mother. Are you?
SFS: huhuhuhuhu Well she better be. Number two is on the way. huhuhuhuhuhuhu
CS: Number two?!?! Still haven't figured out what causes that, SFS?
SFS: huhuhuhuhu Nope. Guess not. huhuhuhuhu
MO d-in-l: Hey! It's tougher being his wife than her mother.
CS: You two really have no conscience at all, do you?
MO d-in-l: WTF is that suppose to mean!?!?
CS: It clearly doesn't bother either of you in the least being poverty leeches.
MO d-in-l: We pay our bills. (except their $1000 in the rear electric bill as was told to me earlier by the felon sons mother)
CS: With whose money?
MO d-in-l: Ours.
CS: That's rich.
MO d-in-l: WTF do you mean by that!?!?
CS: I mean, your big ass crushing a sofa all day long eating potato chips bought with a Bridge card in your state paid rental is living off taxpayers. That's a parasite by definition. And squirting out another kid too? Ya, let's talk about WTF for a moment.
SFS: huhuhuhuhu Good seein' ya CS, we better get goin'. huhuhuhuhu
CS: Good call. Smartest thing I've ever heard you say.
And, with any luck, that will be the last thing I ever hear either one of them say. The mother of the SFS knows exactly what I think of them and thinks the same way, but is a sucker for the cute granddaughter. I can't begrudge her that.
Lansing just guaranteed Looters on the state dole four years. Undoubtedly, that political football game will be manipulated into overtime.
I can't stand poverty leeches.
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