"I could turn it around in five minutes," Fieger said.

"I'd shovel the snow and I'd clean the streets and parks. Then, I'd tell the police department to leave marijuana alone and don't spend one dime trying to enforce marijuana laws. I also would not enforce prostitution laws and I'd make us the new Amsterdam."

Hey wait a minute, Geoffrey... Sanctuary City... buy Central Estación with its new windows and roof...  Cha-ching, Ese.

Hell, that's not Amsterdam, that's Tijuana!