"A seven-year-old Baltimore student is missing school over a pastry gun suspension. Josh Welch, 7, was eating a toaster pastry at school last week when teachers said he shaped the breakfast pastry into a gun - with his bites."

Dad responds calling it insanity.

Funny though:

"The school sent a letter home to parents that explained the incident where "a student used food to make inappropriate gestures."

So true.  Like for gosh sake, what if the kid bit it into a series of uranium centrifuges??!  Or  or or or ..